Things I know for sure…(Random and in no set order)

1. Milk does NOT do a body good

2. God is real and there is only one of him

3. People are generally good, once you get past the layers of their ego

4. Children are pure gifts of love

5. Observe what the masses do and do the opposite, it’s the only true path to health, wealth and happiness

6. The President of the U.S. is just a puppet in place for a much larger initiative, do your homework

7. Vaccines are a scam and a true detriment to the health of our children

8. Happiness comes from within

9. Love does not hurt

10. When divorcing, it’s a parent’s obligation to honor and respect their former spouse for the sake of the children

11. Negative people will poison your life, delete them

12. Success without fulfillment is failure

13. Money is everywhere, you just have to claim your share of it

14. Your Soul knows what is best for you, follow it

15. If you can dream it, you can do it

16. An academic education will only get you so far, marketing and sales skills are the real keys to survival in business

17. Your income will never exceed your personal growth

18. 95% of our beliefs are stored in our subconscious, you better start figuring out how you are wired

19. You CAN heal from hurt

20. A few good girlfriends are a necessity to making it through this life alive

21. Love conquers all

22. Once you go MAC (and black) you never go back

23. Pink things make the world a beautiful place

24. Everything is Energy

25. We are all ONE

26. Your battlescars are your brand, wear them like a badge of honor

27. Cats are really cool human souls

28. If someone annoys you, it’s really that piece of you that annoys you, they are just a mirror

29. We create our own reality 100% of the time

30. Government sucks

31. My kids are the cutest

32. Sex is overrated

33. Readers are leaders

34. Wise people build networks, everyone else looks for work (thanks Rich Dad)

35. Life is too short to spend it working for someone else

36. YES, it’s true, I can monetize air

37. Whatever you are going through, someone has it worse

38. We need to stop doing and start being, there is a big difference

39. Food MUST be our source of medicine, not doctors, not big pharma

40. Everything you need to be successful is already within you

41. Everyone needs a mom’s love, but if you weren’t given one to love you, it’s ok to adopt a new one

42. Adoption is a very special gift

43. Food is just so damn good, especially when it’s covered in cheese and sauce!

44. The crunchier, the better

45. Hate is a strong word, don’t use it

46. You will never be taken seriously if you use the words try and might

47. Don’t major in the minors

48. Say what you mean, mean what you say

49. People that tell is like it is always have less stress

50. There must be something better than a litter box, we just haven’t thought of it yet

51. Having a bunch of kids sounded like it was a good idea at the time

52. Florida is the most heavenly place on the planet

53. A good men’s cologne is all I need

54. Tide is toxic, don’t buy into the hype (don’t get me started here)

55. The older I get, the fatter I get

56. The fatter I get, the smaller my boobs look

57. Sometimes, the sweetest things were in front of you all along

58. Life is too short, say sorry, or in Cliff’s case, sar

59. I used to be Victorian in a past life

60. Loyalty is my best attribute

61. Sales is the best paying profession, find something to sell

62. Mom and Dad were right after all (hard one to admit)

63. Things don’t happen to you, they happen for you

64. Music is the gateway to the Soul

65. Facebook is the bomb

66. We spend too much time waiting for others to tell us that we are good enough, OWN YOUR WORLD!

67. Our children will only go as far as we help them believe that they can

68. Christmas is the most magical holiday

69. Fireplaces are a great cure for stress

70. Forgiveness is not for them, it’s for you

71. Having mentors to guide you through life is essential

72. Brunettes have more fun!

73. A salted bath is the most peaceful way to end the day

74. You must allow your Soul Gravity to guide you in your life and business

75. FPL sucks, I will be first in line for a windmill

76. Rednecks are the best people to drink beer with, I know, I am one

77. If you want to succeed in business, you must always show people what’s in it for them

78. Blackjack rules

79. The Oprah show should have never been cancelled

80. Never be late, you will look like an ass

81. If you don’t have good friends, perhaps you need to be a better friend

82. Every woman should know how to cook

83. Kids don’t need lots of time, they need quality time

84. Yelling and screaming doesn’t work, kill em with kindness

85. It takes a lot for me to say the F word but if I do, you know to watch out, the flood gates are open

86. Spanx were the greatest invention of my generation

87. People make business harder than it needs to be, when YOU are the brand, you have no competition

88. Work should never make you unhappy, I choose to get paid to party (in my PJs)

89. The Earth is ours to care for, be responsible

90. Reading and watching the news will keep you broke and stuck

91. We are either growing or dying, there is no in between

92. I am black or white, there is no grey in my color pallet

93. Pantyhose should be extinct!

94. Always be the better person

95. Treat each day as if it’s your last

96. Don’t burden your family with wondering how to honor your passing, plan the party in advance

97. Residual income is the only way to go

98. The glass IS half full

99. There is a lesson in everything, look for it

100. The person who holds the marker makes the money (thanks JR Ridinger)

101. Never settle for mediocrity in anything, you deserve so much more

102. Everything is leverage

103. If you can help enough people get what they want, you will inevitably get what you want

104. I will always blaze my own trail, I am for sure a rebel

105. Ironing is overrated, there are quicker and easier ways to wear clothes

106. Kissing rocks

107. You don’t need to be married to be committed but you do need a nice rock!

108. Don’t try to change people, it doesn’t work

109.  Blaming others only makes you a victim, take personal responsibility

110. Mamma Moitt’s mac and cheese is the best

111. MLM is not a pyramid scheme but saying it is doesn’t favor one’s intelligence

112. Always look to give more than you will ever get in return….even better, don’t look for anything in return

113. A good man will open your door, tuck you into bed and not snore

114. When you lose something, it wasn’t yours to keep in the first place

115. You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time. (thanks Abe)

116. Being from Jersey is like having Royal blood, you just have automatic coolness

117. Women ROCK, although Cliff would argue that I used to be a man

118. I’ll say it again, stop following the masses and march to the beat of your own drum!

119. The BeeGees were the best band ever

120. We all have a treadmill or an Elliptical sitting in our bedroom with our clothes hanging on it, at least we are using it

121. Your story is powerful, get to know it

122. I can be a bitch, but I own it

123. Just when you think you know me, you really don’t, I am still figuring ME out

124. Becoming a victim is not your fault, staying one is

125. Don’t blame your parents, they did the best they could with what they had

126. Expectations create disappointment

127. People will show up exactly how you expect them to

128. Always say YES and figure out the HOW later!

129. If you start a sentence with “You always or You never” you are guaranteed to start a war

130. Don’t go to a psychic to predict your future, create it

131. Every entrepreneur should be required to read the E-myth

132. The truth sometimes huts, say it anyway

133. You can make excuses or you can make money but you cannot make both

134. Your income will become an average of your 5 closest friends, choose wisely

135. Teaching your way through something is the best way to learn the lesson

136. If you build it they will come

137. Judging a person does not define who they are, it defines who you are

138. If you ever get the chance to go see Tony Robbins live, do it, it’s well worth the money and it’s life altering!

139. Never be afraid to pray and teach your children to pray

140. Stay away from gossip, it hurts people

141. Choose to be happy rather than right

142. I feel strongly that all women need to have their own means of providing for themselves

143. If it’s not fun, don’t do it

144. Live according to the Four Agreements and everything else will fall into place

145. Quitters never win, winners never quit

146. My mentor always told me, be quick to make decisions and slow to change them, this has served me well

146. Everything is better with a little butter on it

147. And finally, money sure does solve a lot of problems, but don’t spend your entire life chasing it…. you will find an empty room at the end of the hallway.